I can never get enough of this
E X C U S E M E
YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.
"homework" *tired zombie noises*
"studying" *sad zombie noises*
"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*
"internet" *happy zombie noises*
Seriously, this guy has superpower
found this on fb thought you guys’d like it. original link
The STUPID IS TOO MUCH
Reading things like this makes me homicidal.
Woah, when I was 3 I had the same surgery and the same problem!
Granted it wasn’t my parents that gave me the food but the house keeper because she was just mortified when she learned I didn’t eat anything for a night and gave me a chocolate bar.
In the operating room my throat was just full of sticky chocolate.
And when my parents the house keeper to ask about it, she completely flipped saying she was going to call the police because they should feed me and all sorts of stuff.
Never saw her again and my father still jokes everytime I eat chocolate.
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the person that goes running after them omfg
Glad I didn’t scroll pass this !
What’s his Vine screenname so I can follow the shit out of him
no seriously, who is this?
1: A song you like with a color in the title
2: A song you like with a number in the title
3: A song that reminds you of summertime
4: A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about
5: A song that needs to be played LOUD
6: A song that makes you want to dance
7: A song to drive to
8: A song about drugs or alcohol
9: A song that makes you happy
10: A song that makes you sad
11: A song that you never get tired of
12: A song from your preteen years
13: One of your favorite 80’s songs
14: A song that you would love played at your wedding
15: A song that is a cover by another artist
16: One of your favorite classical songs
17: A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke
18: A song from the year that you were born
19: A song that makes you think about life
20: A song that has many meanings to you
21: A favorite song with a person’s name in the title
22: A song that moves you forward
23: A song that you think everybody should listen to
24: A song by a band you wish were still together
25: A song by an artist no longer living
26: A song that makes you want to fall in love
27: A song that breaks your heart
28: A song by an artist with a voice that you love
29: A song that you remember from your childhood
30: A song that reminds you of yourself
Seriously do this … or I will just do it myself…—(via allkillernofiller)